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People are planning to storm area 51 in most extraordinary way

A large group of alien enthusiasts is planning to uncover the secrets of Area 51 once and for all.

With ‘stones’ and ‘Naruto’ runners, a large number of individuals are apparently getting ready to storm the highly classified the United States Air Force facility to finally ‘see them aliens’. Certainly, it appears as likely as a UFO stopping up outside your new build terrace, but these keen folks have mapped out a ‘detailed plan’ based on a simple premise: ‘they can’t stop all of us’.

Source: Wikipedia

They’ve even marked the calendar for their inter-planetary war for 20 September 2019, and will get together at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and ‘coordinate entry’. Taking to the ‘Tempest Area 51, They Can’t Stop All of Us’ Facebook group, the ringleader suggests ‘if we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets…’

Source: Storm Area 51, They Can’t Stop All of Us/Facebook

Area 51 – an enormous and very secure military air force unit – has been the subject of many alien conspiracy theories for decades, with some trusting it bolsters the testing of UFO and extra-earthbound creatures. More than 400,000 individuals have joined the Facebook group, all offering different techniques for activity.

Source: Youtube

One person commented: We use the rock throwers and naruto runners to distract them and the rest of us go underground.

While Another said: Get the aliens on your side and you might have a chance with some “inside support” like sabotaging the guns.

The thousand-strong, err…, soldiers will be sectioned into three groups: rock throwers, Naruto runners (animé ninjas that run really fast) and ‘Kyles’ (a team of muscle buff teenagers with a penchant for kicking in drywall). Then there’s the rest, who will watch from a safe space with binoculars and popcorn.

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Written by Shashank