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Guy confused when a stranger put a padlock through his ears

A man has been left angry and perplexed after discovering a padlock had been joined to his ear stretcher.

The man, who goes by the name Tom Grim Fandango Matthews on Facebook, said he was having a break at work and heard a tick as an unknown individual moved toward him from behind and locked a padlock through his ear. He was having no idea who had supplied his new earring when he posted his bizarre story online – only to be ridiculed by his friends over the incident.

He posted the entire story on facebook and said: ‘So guess what some little w*** stain just did to me if I find you I will put you 6 feet under the end of rant c*** [sic]’, with a photo of the padlock dangling from his ear.

It prompted one friend to inquire: ‘Can I just ask how you didn’t notice someone f****** about with you ear?’.

Source: Facebook

An irate Mr. Matthews reacted: ‘Literally having a fag outback literally they came out heard a click turned round realized they’re was a padlock on my ear and tried to chase em’.

Nobody appeared to have much compassion toward the hapless man -the majority just laughed at his plight. Despite Mr. Matthews’ obvious anger at the situation – and threats towards the perpetrators -others just seemed to be enjoying it.

Source: Facebook

Some people even chimed with a suggestion on comments.

One man wrote: ‘Get yourself to the diy shop and give em a fiver to cut it off. After they’ve stopped taking pictures and p****** themselves of course’.

Another said: ‘I can pick locks, £10 an hour tho! [sic]’.

While a hilarious mate said: ‘Ear you should be locked up looking like that!’.

One man wrote: “Get yourself to the diy shop and give em a fiver to cut it off. After they’ve stopped taking pictures and pissing themselves of course.” Another said: “I can pick locks, £10 an hour tho!”

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Written by Shashank