People who own pets can relate to this story very well. To most people, pets are like family members. Now imagine, someone you are dating is asking you to pick or choose between them and your family member, you would outrightly throw them out, right?
But this man’s response to a similar situation when his girlfriend asks him to choose between herself and his pet Molly is winning hearts all over the internet.
When faced with this ultimatum, he simply decided to try and re-home his girlfriend instead.
The Roanoke Virginia beagle owner penned down a hilarious Craigslist ad seeking “any willing home” for his “purebred.”
He wrote the following in the ad and placed it in the “community/pets” section of the website:
He started saying, “My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to rehome her. She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.”
You must be thinking that Molly’s dad is talking about Molly, but as you read through, you will soon learn that this isn’t the case.
He further wrote, “Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!”
He actually makes it sound like adopting the dog would seriously be a nightmare.
In the end, he simply asks, “So… anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!!”
“Rehome,” yes, that’s a really nice way of saying that, “Sweetheart! you are dumped.”
The post immediately got viral and many responses started pouring in.
One person commented, “The dog should not be the one leaving. She’s your child not just a dog. The trauma you do to that baby is cruel and despicable. Girlfriends come and go but baby’s stay forever.”
Source – Happiest